Saturday, May 31, 2008


Well it's true you can't get out of a contract even if the service is not what is advertised. Just so you know wireless air cards from brand name communication companies are a joke. You might get double dial-up for 59.99 a month.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Cooler than normal

I don't care what anybody says, if you've spent summers in SoCal these cooler than normal temperatures are great. Dinosaurs are real try the La Brea tar pits.


Dinosaurs are real. Kiss my ass non believer. Try the Smithsonian.

Popular demand

Believe it or not there has been a demand for my rhetoric. So here we go.
Although looking amazing is something special for some, its not everything. Just because men and women magazines portray beauty as being 90 pounds and in skin tight closes or having the latest exercise machine abs is beautiful doesn't mean it is. What they don't tell you is that your personality becomes sterile and your I.Q. drops 40 points. I can see the future. The land becomes bright and shines with the lights from the plasma television and the headlights from the ever environmental friendly Hummer, but where is the sound of laughter and conversation? Is it muted by the sound of purge eating or the workable parts of the Bowflex? I'm sure the future is bright but to truly be beautiful, be kind to each and party on dude.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Realization

Its time to realize what is wrong with society. Why is everyone so self-absorbed? What ever happened to being yourself and enjoying it? Unless we have truly turned the corner and this is it.
Self-help books are flooding peoples book shelves with advice from P.h.d.'s whom are probably on medication too. I say stop the pills, shrinks, and holy ceremonies. Trust yourself and the decisions you make. Trust what you think. Enjoy your own thoughts. Screw anybody who tells you different. Don't let anybody tell you that you need to change to fulfill some sort of corporate requirement. Playing the game is selling your soul.

tired and thats no joke

So far this has been the longest day ever. Whatever you do don't except employment at any job that starts at 4:00 a.m. and whatever they try to sell you , ' You get off at noon ' , its not worth it. p.s. I won't drink the kool-aid. Sorry Howard. Onward

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss is the most underrated poet of the 20th century

Whatever, I like it

Golf is good

Half dead

Apparently I have another birthday. I was thinking of my childhood and I wouldn't do it again for anything. It's bizarre to me that so many people want to live those so called glory years over. For instance, how many times can you here, if only I was 18 again? Who the hell wants to be 18 again? You can't drink and all your trying to do is something that you can't, besides who wants to register for the draft again. That's not a question. But frankly I'm content being half dead.

Sunday, May 18, 2008


The Los Angeles Times reported the Polar bear is now on the endangered species list. But according the the Secretary of the interior its habitat is not under the ESA ( endangered species act) because he cant outlaw car emissions,which by now if you haven't bought into Global Warming put yourself into the bury your head in the sand category, so by putting the Polar bear on the list basically that's the best he can do. So to all you mothers out there welcome to the turning point of Armageddon this is where the top of the world is disintegrating and its only going to roll down hill. The next time you here of endangered species its probably going to be human children. God damn.

for no one

God Damn

Friday, May 16, 2008

I guess we need a permit

A friend of mine,whom is a socialist, wanted to help the homeless that congregated in our town because of the housing foreclosures. He and his friends started to bring food and clothes to these destitute one time home owners until the city told them that they wold be fined if the did not conjure up a permit. When he told me about the city requiring a permit to feed homeless people I was outraged. Who the hell do these think is going to help them if not their community? Just because your down on your luck doesn't mean you should have less civil rights or your less than human. That's what was probably holding up President Bush when he tried to get FEMA into New Orleans. He must have needed a permit.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

When was the last time you were saved

I remember just the other day a conservative christian told me i was saved if i only let THE HOLY SPIRIT into my little black heart of sin. I was so grateful to be let in on the secret of secrets. Apparently just being a good guy just isn't enough to secure your seat next to the Almighty. I tried to think as i always think and by that i tried to figure out what i do so wrong that god wouldn't see my hard work as a generally decent human. I thought maybe its the booze and if i crawled out of my house of whiskey i might be saved. But didn't jesus turn water into wine? So next on my list was fornicating with my girlfriend but if god can see my work ethic then i should make it in for sure not even god likes a quitter. Then last on my list was saying god damn every chance i get but seriously when I say it i mean it god damn.

Coffee Nonsense

Everywhere I turn Starbucks is pouring me more than i need from a coffee shop. Whatever happened to that corner coffee shop where the music is relevent and there is no hassels at the counter. I just want to order a coffee without being offered a low fat pastry while being bombarded with the latest from Kenny G. Please don't try to sell me what you think is the way people want to be treated while getting there morning latte. If one more barista gives me that phony " welcome to the longest line you'll stand into today " nonsense i'll scream . Starbucks if you want to bring back the customer experience just give us the coffee and lets us go. We like the free thinking at the register not the script thats being rejurgitated.