Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas
Santa is real

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Quote of the week

Your Jesus offends my spirits vision.

Always looking

How often do look among the crowds and the seeing eyes watching you. Is it my imagination or is it something more? This is the reality that haunts me. We are all like ghosts summoned by fertility. I dream of the day when we finally find out that we are all living in a single cell organism in some other universe. But I truly want to see before I die is Bigfoot. My dreams are random and small but I know my place. Maybe the morgage is due. But what about Bigfoot? And whats wrong with grass huts? I dont know but its nice to dream.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Album of the year

In rainbows is not on the Rolling Stones album of the year list. Also they wanted me to join there bullshit just to comment my disagreement.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

For Justin

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

Sunday, November 30, 2008

When enough is enough

This is to purge my system of needless hate. I'm tired of the constant hunger for acceptance and the want to be normal. I like me and if you don't FUCK YOU!

The proof is in the pudding

It doesn't take a genius to know when your not welcome but I don't take hints. Regardless of how obvious. I like it said out loud.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

No honor amongst theives

The saying no honor amongst thieves is true. I've realized that dishonesty is most dishonest when people are living in there own prisons surrounded by false fronts. Lying to yourself is a poison that can only erode you from the inside out. Why is honesty the hardest thing for society to use as a tool for heightening the common good. It seems we are so displosable to each other that it is sick. Constantly recycling relationships with each other. Friends and lovers ignoring what is truly in front of them. The long hard conversations that must be had to continue a sense of respect and dignity. This in part is the cancer that has been oozing out of every oriface of our daily lives. To whom it may concern the next time you feel the urge to ruin someboby by your lies and consistent destructive attitude to your friends and neighbors think twice and enjoy each other for what this is, a struggle for belonging to something good.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Summer is over and so

The summer is over and its high time we all just went our separate ways. The human condition in the town where I live is the most sterile and unimaginative place. I've lived in this town long enough to realize that It's only going to get worse. The more white these people get the more culture gets extinguished. It's time for all the artists, free thinkers, and anybody with self respect must just go. Leave these people to there own boring lives. They can all choke on there church and football. Leave these people to there modern convenience and monster trucks.
Leave these people so we can start the next human race with empathy and tolerance.

Saturday, July 26, 2008


What happened to the Dark Knight? Although the Joker was indeed amazing something was missing from the film. I think it was Gotham City as a place of fantasy or was it the mythology of the Batman. It just seemed to me that it just felt like a action movie and I guess I just wanted more from that out of time and space feel. I am sorry Heath Ledger died before his time. But in honor of Alan Moore who wrote The Killing Joke in which Ledger based his Joker heres a joke as told by the Joker : Two inmates trying to escape from a insane asylum were on the roof of a building and they get to the edge and the first one says " lets jump across to the other roof top"and the second replies " I'm to fat to make it" so the first one says "don't worry i'll turn on the flashlight and you can walk across the lightbeam" and the second says " What do you think I'm crazy you 'll turn it off before I make it across."

Saturday, July 19, 2008

I'm Oblivious

I can hardly wait until somebody says the obvious like, " Gas is expensive " or " Its hot today."
I'm being driven insane with the lack of something to talk about. Let me be the first to say the path to hell is paved with the best intentions. If you would like to talk about something at least to have the spine to say what is on your mind. Perhaps something like" I hate my life because the Daffodils in my garden are dying "or" I am going to kill the next guy I see with little sticker cut outs of his fucking brood on the back of his SUV. Better yet " Hey, feel like pouring gas all over me, here's the match." I just want to be entertained with the bizarre and random. But to mister gasoline match guy here's to you but I regretfully decline.

Oh Little Nick

Oh Little Nick
Left me waiting with my cancer stick
Oh little Nick
Nice to see your magic trick
Oh Little Nick
Now you see me , now you don't
Oh Little Nick
Left me waiting with my cancer stick

Well Hello

Hows everyboby doing I miss most of you but time marches on. The beauty of enjoying people is that when you don't see them everyday it makes the experience that much more.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Sorry I've been busy

Every so often I do have to be responsible and be a productive citizen but for those who are constant readers I just spent the last couple of weeks trying to operate a new position at my little job. Don't try to understand office politics, they pain my soul. The effort to fool the fools is time consuming and sucks the energy out of me. Just so you know they are all liars and will sell you out. The dream is over for some and is only going to get tougher for those who wish to follow the Batista dream. If only they saw the writing on the wall when a business model sounds insane. Cannibalism sounds good only from the cannibals point of view. So spare the respect and kill if you must. Im waiting for your hug. Betray with a kiss.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Chinese Olympics

How can a country with a horrid record of human rights host the Olympics. Do you remember Tienanmen Square?

Saturday, June 14, 2008

In Response

I'm responding to my friends last post. I think it really got to just a little bit. I haven't spoken to my bio-dad in 15 years nor have I really spoken to him at all in 35 years. Its not that I care, I have had an amazing life so far with a great step-dad. But I just wonder what goes on in peoples heads. Being a father myself I could never imagine a life without my boy. I don't need a telephone, the time for that is long since past. I heard that he's dying from something, so be it, don't send me an invite for some Goddamn funeral or call me for some kind of guilt relief. Your not going to get it. You could've been there but weren't so I'm not either.

Summers out

Looks like summers in full swing and all the spoiled teenagers are headed to the nearest establishment ready to loiter. I wonder if parents are more excited that schools out so they can get free child daycare from your neighborhood barista. But just to let you know that I ready with my favorite summertime attitude. GO BOTHER YOUR OWN GODDAMN PARENTS, AT LEAST GET SOME MONEY TO PURCHASE SOMETHING BESIDE WATER YOUR MAKING ME WORK FOR FREE. yeah summertime.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Obama vs. Hillary

If I was Hillary I would drop out of the race even though I voted for her in the primary. It is time to worry about the opposition. Lets take the billionaire boys club out of office and repair our image in the world. We as humans need to start to worry about everybody on Earth not just America, oil, and modern convenience. Hopefully Obama is the answer. If not this will be the last democratic president for a long, long, time.


I enjoyed the new installment of Indiana Jones. I don't care what the critics say it was accetable.

Saturday, May 31, 2008


Well it's true you can't get out of a contract even if the service is not what is advertised. Just so you know wireless air cards from brand name communication companies are a joke. You might get double dial-up for 59.99 a month.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Cooler than normal

I don't care what anybody says, if you've spent summers in SoCal these cooler than normal temperatures are great. Dinosaurs are real try the La Brea tar pits.


Dinosaurs are real. Kiss my ass non believer. Try the Smithsonian.

Popular demand

Believe it or not there has been a demand for my rhetoric. So here we go.
Although looking amazing is something special for some, its not everything. Just because men and women magazines portray beauty as being 90 pounds and in skin tight closes or having the latest exercise machine abs is beautiful doesn't mean it is. What they don't tell you is that your personality becomes sterile and your I.Q. drops 40 points. I can see the future. The land becomes bright and shines with the lights from the plasma television and the headlights from the ever environmental friendly Hummer, but where is the sound of laughter and conversation? Is it muted by the sound of purge eating or the workable parts of the Bowflex? I'm sure the future is bright but to truly be beautiful, be kind to each and party on dude.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Realization

Its time to realize what is wrong with society. Why is everyone so self-absorbed? What ever happened to being yourself and enjoying it? Unless we have truly turned the corner and this is it.
Self-help books are flooding peoples book shelves with advice from P.h.d.'s whom are probably on medication too. I say stop the pills, shrinks, and holy ceremonies. Trust yourself and the decisions you make. Trust what you think. Enjoy your own thoughts. Screw anybody who tells you different. Don't let anybody tell you that you need to change to fulfill some sort of corporate requirement. Playing the game is selling your soul.

tired and thats no joke

So far this has been the longest day ever. Whatever you do don't except employment at any job that starts at 4:00 a.m. and whatever they try to sell you , ' You get off at noon ' , its not worth it. p.s. I won't drink the kool-aid. Sorry Howard. Onward

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss is the most underrated poet of the 20th century

Whatever, I like it

Golf is good

Half dead

Apparently I have another birthday. I was thinking of my childhood and I wouldn't do it again for anything. It's bizarre to me that so many people want to live those so called glory years over. For instance, how many times can you here, if only I was 18 again? Who the hell wants to be 18 again? You can't drink and all your trying to do is something that you can't, besides who wants to register for the draft again. That's not a question. But frankly I'm content being half dead.

Sunday, May 18, 2008


The Los Angeles Times reported the Polar bear is now on the endangered species list. But according the the Secretary of the interior its habitat is not under the ESA ( endangered species act) because he cant outlaw car emissions,which by now if you haven't bought into Global Warming put yourself into the bury your head in the sand category, so by putting the Polar bear on the list basically that's the best he can do. So to all you mothers out there welcome to the turning point of Armageddon this is where the top of the world is disintegrating and its only going to roll down hill. The next time you here of endangered species its probably going to be human children. God damn.

for no one

God Damn

Friday, May 16, 2008

I guess we need a permit

A friend of mine,whom is a socialist, wanted to help the homeless that congregated in our town because of the housing foreclosures. He and his friends started to bring food and clothes to these destitute one time home owners until the city told them that they wold be fined if the did not conjure up a permit. When he told me about the city requiring a permit to feed homeless people I was outraged. Who the hell do these think is going to help them if not their community? Just because your down on your luck doesn't mean you should have less civil rights or your less than human. That's what was probably holding up President Bush when he tried to get FEMA into New Orleans. He must have needed a permit.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

When was the last time you were saved

I remember just the other day a conservative christian told me i was saved if i only let THE HOLY SPIRIT into my little black heart of sin. I was so grateful to be let in on the secret of secrets. Apparently just being a good guy just isn't enough to secure your seat next to the Almighty. I tried to think as i always think and by that i tried to figure out what i do so wrong that god wouldn't see my hard work as a generally decent human. I thought maybe its the booze and if i crawled out of my house of whiskey i might be saved. But didn't jesus turn water into wine? So next on my list was fornicating with my girlfriend but if god can see my work ethic then i should make it in for sure not even god likes a quitter. Then last on my list was saying god damn every chance i get but seriously when I say it i mean it god damn.

Coffee Nonsense

Everywhere I turn Starbucks is pouring me more than i need from a coffee shop. Whatever happened to that corner coffee shop where the music is relevent and there is no hassels at the counter. I just want to order a coffee without being offered a low fat pastry while being bombarded with the latest from Kenny G. Please don't try to sell me what you think is the way people want to be treated while getting there morning latte. If one more barista gives me that phony " welcome to the longest line you'll stand into today " nonsense i'll scream . Starbucks if you want to bring back the customer experience just give us the coffee and lets us go. We like the free thinking at the register not the script thats being rejurgitated.